9:06 pm Aruba time and we are shit hammered and had to leave dinner because we were wasted. We’re the chicks that got too drunk. Representing America over here. 🇺🇸
people always ask for “diet” Pepsi or “diet” Dr.pepper. If we are out of these things people raise hell.
I always want to laugh in their face and tell them all their diet carbonated sugary drinks aren’t saving them shit on top of that giant plate of shit they’re eating.
4th of July underwear party, 2010. Capitol Hill, Salt Lake City, UT. From left to right: Anson Bischoff, Me, Scotty Wells and Bundsaroo. T is in the background.
Just me, being hella patriotic.