Random thought for the day:
My boyfriend is way way too cute when he sleeps. Seriously, just steals my heart a thousand times.
So. Last night I dreamt I was pregnant. Now, I have had pregnancy dreams before that have always erupted into panic. For some reason in this particular dream, I wasn’t paniced or upset. I was in New York on an elevator with my Mom when I seemingly realized that I was going to have a baby. I was already 9 months pregnant. My Mom asked some obscene question about the babies head being turned...
It just makes me sad because we’re so much better than this.
my my my,
Percocet Coma. I seriously cannot stay awake when I take them. Root Canals aren’t all bad.
David at the Dentist,
My whole face is numb from novacaine from my Root Canal. I hate it, I’m waiting for my percocets. Luckily, My boyfriend is amazing & is getting me a smoothie because I am hellaciously starving. Edit: I HATE HAVING A NUMB FACE. SIDENOTE: 666th post.
Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.– Monster, Chuck P
I am sexually insatiable. I am not saying I am unsatisfied. I actually find it fairly easy to reach a point of satisfaction (if you will), with the right person. I truly feel like it would be impossible for me to have too much sex. I could literally just do it nearly all day, everyday. There isn’t really a minute during the day or night that I would turn down sex (with my boyfriend, of...